Write what you know.....

I’ve been reading a lot of books and blogs about blogging *nothing new, I LOVE to read* and they all say the same thing in the first chapter “Write what you know”. Well I know lots of things so I could write about lots of things *and I probably will* but I am comfortable being logical & mostly rational in my thoughts, using the brain I was born with and commonsense that lately it seems is quite Uncommon!

And to be very blunt I AM SARCASTIC!

Let’s start with the name of this blog “Chopstick Lobotomy”.

Some people have asked, where in the world did that crazy name come from?

It was something I simply blurted out on facebook one day in the midst of dealing with some of “THOSE” people that I don’t play with very well, there are lots of those people on facebook  *most of them are not on my friends list*. We all know what chopsticks are, if you don’t know what a lobotomy is I suggest you Google it. Yes it is absurd to think one can perform a surgical procedure with cheap set of bamboo chopsticks but, seriously now, the end result would most likely be the same whether done by an expensive surgeon or by YOU!

After trying very hard to deal with “those people” it becomes obvious that you are not getting through to them which in turn makes that one vein in your forehead bulge out *it throbs and pulsates too*, your eye starts twitching uncontrollably, vulgarities begin spewing from your mouth and the migraine begins. At this point you think about how easy it would be to just jam those chopsticks into your eye sockets and twirl the frontal lobe around so that “those people” no longer bother you *you’d be just like them at this point*… Thus, Chopstick Lobotomy was born!

Some things that happen in life you learn from, while others just leave you scratching your head. I have learned a lot of lessons in my time on this planet but it seems that in the last 15 years or so I am scratching my head more often trying to figure out what in hell is happening to society *it’s a wonder I’m not bald yet*. Some things REALLY bother me while others I tolerate or just tune out. Some call them rants but these are the things I will be blogging about in the future.  I will pick a topic based on my actual life experiences *past or present* and let loose. I may really elaborate on a topic or I might just keep it super simple. Either way it is MY blog and I write what I want when I want.