Being
a mom to lots of kids and a wife sometimes leaves a woman running in circles.
Now
that most of the kiddos are out on their own I am noticing things still
happening that I used to just think happened because we were all tripping over
each other.
Here’s the tip of the iceberg:
1. Why can’t I have an
uninterrupted phone conversation? I am here, awake all damned day and half the night and nobody in
this house wants/needs to talk to me until the phone rings!
2. Can I use the bathroom
ALONE…. PLEASE? Don’t talk to me from the other side of the door or from the
bedroom. Just give me 3 minutes alone in the Loo and for Pete’s sake don’t let
the frigging cats in!
3. There are plenty of chores
to be done around the house… why do people wait until I am doing something in a
room to begin a chore? I sit down to watch the news ~ time to vacuum! Trying to
prep dinner ~ must be time to put away dishes and load the washer! Trying to
read ~ trance/techno music mixing session!
4. I did not set my alarm for
a reason… I don’t HAVE to be up early! If you’re going to be up early BE QUIET!
Do not get the dog riled up and please keep the tv on low volume!
5. Sit down to write a little
bloggy something and I get ~ have you seen my _insert thing-a-ma-jig_? Can you
help me look for it? Do I look like google?????
Is
it just me that this happens to?
Is
it a mom thing?
Is
it a wife thing?
I
need wine!
Where
did the corkscrew go?
Where’s
my wine straw?
Everyone
takes off like F-16’s leaving me to search alone!
I
gotta pee….. come on kitties, let’s go to the bathroom.
~Choppy~
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