“People In Your Neighborhood”

~ Sung to the Sesame Street tune “People In Your Neighborhood” ~

Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood?

In your neighborhood?

In your neighborhood?

Say, who are the people in your neighborhood?

The people that you meet each day…..

A pervert is a person in your neighborhood,

He drives by staring at your ass as you’re weeding the yard

He drives really slow, you just know he’s getting…. ummm, hard

He makes a u-turn and goes by again

You realize you can only see ONE HAND!

A snobby bitch is a person in your neighborhood,

She’s condescending and believes she is above it all.

The real truth is she’s nothing more than trailer trash.

She looks down at you disapprovingly and talks behind your back

You’d love to punch her in the face and put her in a garbage sack!

These are some of the people in MY neighborhood

The ones that I avoid each day!